Dee Man - The world ain't laughing anymore!.

The usual woman had disappeared.
Candy had to cover her shift and really didn't want to be there,
She was a carer who hated her career,
She struggled to find the flat using an old crumpled map,
When she did find it she was grateful to see the door had been left on the latch.

Her last patient was supposed to be Mrs Dee Man a middle aged Caribbean, downs syndrome woman.
Instead she found  an ancient old man.
He was wearing youthful clothes, a designer tracksuit, trainers and a strange denim cap.
She was annoyed that the office had messed up the appointment details again,
She was going to ring and make a complaint but was already running late.
She noticed that there was no reception on her mobile phone,
The gentleman was sat alone in the living room listening to racing on the radio,
The room was nicely decorated with antiques and everything in the home was unusually neat.
She had a list of unpleasant tasks to complete ranging from cooking a meal to wiping his arse.
The man was rude, she instinctively knew he could speak but pretended to be mute,
He could walk but refused to move,
He rolled his eyes, kissed his teeth and stubbornly refused to eat,
When she asked him to have his dinner he showed her his middle finger,
She struggled to wash him but once finished he threw the bowl of water over, she noticed he was unusually toned and  muscular, when she gave him his tablets he spat them back at her.

She shook with anger and decided she deserved compensation for this unnecessary aggravation.
Christmas was approaching, she needed money as she had lots of shopping to do for presents.
She pretended to go to the bathroom but instead sneaked into his bedroom.
She was surprised by the flowery wallpaper, curtains and carpet.
There were  butterfly cushions and teddy bears on the bed, the design was quite effeminate and she guessed  he was a widower and his wife had been the designer.
She saw a jewellery box which was full of inexpensive earrings, plastic bangles and novelty necklaces. They were of poor quality and she refused to steal any.
She then moved onto a chest of drawers and was surprised to find that all of them were stuffed with female undergarments.
There were no items worth stealing so she moved onto the wardrobe.
She screamed as she opened it because something heavy fell and pinned her to the ground, she briefly lost consciousness.
She eventually regained her senses and realised it was the body of a woman, it was the original  appointment Mrs Dee Man.

The old man was laughing while standing at the door. He said "You hate your job but luckily for you, you won't have to do it anymore."
He held a baseball bat. "I broke into one flat and have killed three slags, I have got three free meals and as bonus you washed my genitals. No one checks or suspects the disabled or old, I wonder how many people I can kill in this home. I have a condition which makes me appear elderly, I am strong and aged only thirty three, I am punishing the world which rejected me. I bet you want to laugh at me, I dare you to laugh at me!"
The first hit of the bat dislodged her front teeth and the second broke her jaw. He pointed the bat  at her and screamed, "The world ain't laughing anymore!."

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