Random thoughts of a crazy man 7.4

 
(i) Name Calling

They say
Sticks and stones
May break my bones
But words will
Never hurt me
They have never
Even heard of the
Library murders
Where the killer
Beats his victims
To death with a
Copy of the
Oxford English
Dictionary

(ii) Numbers

They say
That there is safety
In numbers
Tell that to my friend
Who was killed by a
Pack of 10 wolves
Had it only been
One he might have
Stood a chance

(iii)  Staged

They say
All the world
Is a stage
If that’s true
Where’s the
Orchestra pit
More importantly
Where’s the Bar

(iv) Books

They say
Never judge a
Book by its cover
I find that
Doesn’t apply
To me when
I’m buying my
Porn magazines

(v) Whitey

They say
Racism is always wrong
But what if you genuinely
Hate all
White people

(vi) Drugs

The say
You should always
Use a condom
Personally I
Use a plastic bag
To roll up my crack
Before, ironically,
Putting it up
My crack

(vii) B.O.

They say
There is never and excuse
For a person having bad
Body odour.
But what if
They’re dead