Triple plan including complimentary hitman

Is your partner a horrible bastard ?  
If so we have the answer.  
Buy an exclusive triple hit plan - purchase your partner an insurance plan, a prepaid funeral plan and we will provide a complimentary hitman.  
It is simple we insure your spouse for a million dollars,  
You buy them a funeral plan from one of our trusted partners,  
Six months later we will hire an experienced killer from the mafia.  
We will make it look like an accident like:  
A car crash while driving, a fall while hiking,  boat sinking while fishing, poisoned while eating or an electrical fault causing a fire.  
We will provide an inheritance lawyer.  
When you receive the settlement we expect a quarter.  
What could be simpler? What could be better?  
Three quarters of a million to spend without the expense of a divorce.  
You could be rich while your partner is a corpse.  
 
Call the triple hit plan hotline now.

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