Forest Orgy

 
There’s an orgy in the forest
Happens this time every year
The trees are getting naked
But not all of them; some don’t
 
 
The Oak gets poked
The birch  gets birched
Ivy gets very lively
Ash gets smashed
The Alder shaves balder
The Willow bites the pillow
Holly has a blow up dolly
The Hawthorn has the horn
Hazel has had a vigazzle  
The Elder, held her
The reed got flattened indeed
The vine drinks all the wine
The Beech has his own niche
The Elm in a kinky realm
The Mistletoe is good to go
The Larch stiff as starch
The pear showing of her pair
The Pine simply divine
The Yew blew
The Poplar making Yew popular
 
The place was now a mess
Big thick logs lying around
Bark and sawdust everywhere
The ground certainly moved
But it was all over until next year