Do Clowns

"Do clowns ejaculate confetti
Or do they ejaculate through a squirty flower "

lmao damn David you are hillarious
I love your clever humor :)

love & hugs Brenda

I am always flattered by your laughter :-) Big Huge Hugs :-)

This did make me think of the movie, killer clowns, but I found it kind of erotic too as well as dark, clowns are a great subject as far as creepiness, very creative take....

Killer clowns from outer space? - I loved that movie :-) thank you glad you enjoyed it :-)

Yeah, the funniest part I thought was when they built cocoons inside the jail cell, I guess no one was going to mess with them after that lol..  I love that movie too it was so creative...

Very clever write indeed.

Here's honking at you kid.

Thanks for the smiles.

LOL "Here's honking at you kid" damn I wish I'd thought of that :-) always happy to make you smile :-)

They are a strange, mysterious fascinating race of beings full of unanswered questions. I enjoyed your speculations. Nice write, man

I am one of the few people who like clowns - not sure why :-) thank you for your kind comments :-)

Oh my gods! I have never thought about clowns in this light before. And as I choke on my water, I can sincerely say I will never think of them the same again! Roflmao! Love it!! Giggling wiggly hugs! ☺

are you saying you might have a clown thang (lmao) glad you enjoyed it - Big Huge hugs :-)

David I see you do clowns.  Love your sense of humor, where your mind goes man!!

Thank you for the write.

some times it worries me a tad (lol) Glad you enjoyed it :-)

David, there are some people who have a serious fear of clowns. I'm not sure if this will ease their fear or make it worse, but it sure made me laugh like Hell! Yet another masterful work of poetic comedy!!!
JJ

I tell you what my friend - if it's making you laugh then I am stoked thank you much :-)

David you are one funny as hell clever poet
I will be following you closely
as you brighten the darkest days :)

~Raven

You must beware because sometimes I get down in the deep dark where the demons play - not many laughs (lol) thank you again, glad you enjoyed it :-)

I will be there with you for the dark days as well.. ~Raven

LMAO!! This one has me doubled over.....holding my aching tummy in laughter!!  Your incredible humor truly knows no boundaries---especially when it comes to the erotic!  

My Friend, of all the ways we enjoy, or fear clowns, i would never, ever have regarded them in the way you soo cleverly imagined!! I don't think i will ever look at clowns in quite the same way, ever again--even the scary ones!  #"PennyWise"....

After reading this piece, my mind began wondering, if one of this demonic clown's favorite sayings had a double meaning: Was "down here, we all float", in fact, code for 'down here, we all fuck' ?? (See how your delightfully twisted sense of humor, affects me??) #"BeepBeepDavid" ....(#HonkifYou'reHorny) ;)

Huge...Happy HUGS of Hilarity...headed your way!!  .

you could also have Mrs Pennywise - "do you want to rub my balloons Georgie" (lol) these are foe entertainment purposes only :-) Glad you enjoyed it Huge Big HUGS :-)

HAHAHAHA!!!   Beyond good one, my friend!  (Wonder what Stephen King would think of your twisted humor???)