Bye Bye Love

 I was in love and living with a lovely gal when  
her mother came home from Florida to visit  
for the summer...Mama had a boy whom had  
went into the Elvis Presley business... he is  
a good singer and guitar picker so he bought
an Elvis wig and sharp jump suit then began
going around to the old folks homes...doing
his thing and had became somewhat of a star  
Mama and I had watched a tape of her boy
singing "Baby Let Me Be Your Teddy Bear"
that was a big Elvis hit...I noticed her eyes
were watering when she asked me to write
her boy a song...before thinking it over clearly
I told her I had a good one already...it was
a number one poem in England and would
make him more famous than George Jones
if he would sing it...of course she said oh honey
let me hear it...what is it ?? I told her I was
the only poet in the world who had touched on
the subject and it was a natural song and she
said...I got to hear it what is the name of it
I continued...it's called "Stinky Pussy" then I  
recited it for her...when I seen that she had
almost gagged I told her I was only fooling
however  
it was still hit the road Jack and Bye Bye Love
for me and this is the gospel of truth