Not My Language (Haikus) 5.0

Authors note: you must read these to your animals.  
These haikus are awesome and are all funny. Only your  
animals will get the joke and only they can make a sensible comment

(i) Cat
 
Meow, meow, purr
Purr, pur, pur, meom, meow
hiss, spit, hiss, scratch
 
(ii) Dog
 
Woof, woof, sniff, sniff, Grrrr
grrrr, grrrr, woof, whoof,  arf, arf, woof
snif, grrrr, snif, grrrr, hump
 
(iii) Pig
 
Grunt, grunt, oink, oink, oink
snort, oink, snort, oink, snort, oink, weeeee
weeeee, grunt, snort, truffles
 
(iv) Husky
 
Howl, howl, howl, snarl, snarl
sniff, sniff, snarl, snarl, growl, snarl, growl
Howl, sniff, snarl, snarl, bite
 
(v) Donkey
 
brae, brae, neigh, neigh, awe
eee-awe, eee-awe, eee-awe, brae
Neigh, brae, awe, hung like
 
(vi) Monkey
 
ah,ah,ah, ooo-oo
ooo-ooo, ah, ah, ooo-oo screeeech
ooo-ooo banana
 
(vii) Owl
 
hoot. tiwit-tiwoo
tiwit-tiwoo hoot, hoot
screeech, hoot, hoot, swivel