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The Tale of Cock and Balls
I'll tell the tale of Cock and Balls
It's one you'll want to know
When a fight would happen
Cock would always take the blow
They lived together, would not part
They were the best of friends
Swore allegiance to each other
Until old and wore depends
Exploring highest mountain tops
And caverns dark and damp
Cock did the spelunking
Balls stayed out to guard the camp
For many years they traveled
To places that were nice
When they enjoyed the thrill of it
Might come there once or twice
They got old together
Travels difficult to start
Cock got soft and out of shape
Balls could not do his part
They ended all their travels
Getting home with man in boat
Cock an ancient crowing rooster
And Balls a staid old mountain goat
Did you enjoy this story
Once you found the ending out?
Or did you know from the beginning
What this story was about?
It's one you'll want to know
When a fight would happen
Cock would always take the blow
They lived together, would not part
They were the best of friends
Swore allegiance to each other
Until old and wore depends
Exploring highest mountain tops
And caverns dark and damp
Cock did the spelunking
Balls stayed out to guard the camp
For many years they traveled
To places that were nice
When they enjoyed the thrill of it
Might come there once or twice
They got old together
Travels difficult to start
Cock got soft and out of shape
Balls could not do his part
They ended all their travels
Getting home with man in boat
Cock an ancient crowing rooster
And Balls a staid old mountain goat
Did you enjoy this story
Once you found the ending out?
Or did you know from the beginning
What this story was about?
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