Tricky Dick

Tricky Dick when resting    
Is one inch maybe two  
In dreamless sleep remains there  
With nothing much to do  
   
If his mind turns to erotica  
And dreams may come his way  
He stretches for tumescence  
Thinks of rolling in the hay  
   
His growth rate is fantastic  
As he goes through three and four  
Firmness now is evident  
As he passes five and more  
   
As he heads towards six and slowing  
Almost as hard as rock  
As big around as he is long  
Has become a fucking cock  
   
There is no way to sleep through this  
Dick  has awakened me  
To find it is a false alarm  
And I only have to pee