Itsy-Bitsy-Incy-Wincy

  
Wearing skimpy
scanty panties  
she burst into my head  
screaming: Spider!  Spider! Spider!  
then she jumped into my bed  
   
Don't fret    
I'll keep you safe I said  
He'll never crawl up here  
Why not let me suck a nipple  
run my tongue around your ear  
   
You're already feeling calmer  
all cuddled up and bare  
though we better slip those panties off  
to check he's not in there  
   
I was scared I might be dreaming  
and I didn't want to wake  
How could she be so willing
to swap her spider for my snake? 
   
All spiders love dark corners  
but they hate it when it rains  
so it was better she got wetter  
in case creepy crawly came  
   
The bed began to bounce  
with the sheets a total wreck  
her pink enjoyed a pounding  
thighs tight around my neck  
   
Begging God for mercy  
she'd never moved that fast  
but what did she expect  
with eight legs up her ass  
   
Ten squirts then it was over  
she slept like babies do  
and the spider's in his bottle  
all ready for round two