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The crazy things i do before i write my erotic poems

Eventually
I began scratching my anus
i start to watch the one sex video that made Paris Hilton famous
sometimes i could be so fucking ignoramus

I was just scratching my balls and oh well
i just blew some gas i love that smell
start watching all the episodes from Baywatch in any dirty stinking hotel

reading poems from poets that i fucking hate
i love starting beef to hall in fucking Top Water Tackle™ Bait
Taking a large dose of a stimulant drug now i'm losing alot of weight

walk my lazy stinking smelly dog
i'm so fucking high i could see a naked female through a thick ass fog
I will continue eating everything in site sometimes i feel just like a greedy hog

listening to some new slim shady music
looking at so many half naked sexy women photos
i love to read America's most popular magazine--{People magazine}
watching over and over the Miley Cyrus wrecking ball music video

the crazy things i do before i write my erotic poems

when i was young i cry when E.T. die and came back to life
everybody reads my erotic poems-- not once but twice

they wonder why my erotic poems come out the way they do

is the crazy fucking things i do and see before i write my erotic poems