president Punt

When President Punt gained the favour of the masses

He humbly accepted their gift of supreme leader for generations

By his second term his followers had elected statesmen who would die out of devotion

The triflesome constitution was amended to grant President Punt supreme leadership for himself
and all of his kinship for all time.

It then began the tedious process of tracing down internet IP addresses to flush out
and exterminate the evil doers that had lambasted him in the evil press of the past
to pillory them and hang them in every small town america municipal park

or if seven good citizens of the new order could vouch for redemption, the transgressor was
spared into  a life of complete servitude

For once the nation was in Heaven's Honeymoon