Student Band

Josh plays bass guitar
completely out of tune.
Tasha sings while sucking from
a helium balloon.

Desiree plays piano with her
elbows and her chin.
Jeremiah bangs on buckets
with a plastic bowling pin.

Ben's nose has two kazoos;
one sharp, the other flat.
Lisa sits on bagpipes
sounding like a screaming cat.

We play this way on purpose
with a sound no one can stand.
It's fun to be the country's most
annoying student band.




Okay people . I know this isn't what I usually post. But we all need to laugh a little . So here ? Aha . I know writing this I had a hard time .