Red Riding Hood

 

Taking cakes to Granny one day
Red Riding Hood stopped to play
She discarded clothes and hood
And gambolled around in the nude.

Few people passed that way
She felt it safe to display
Her body with shapely boobs
Rounded hips and hairy pubes

Along the path there soon appeared
A wolflike man with a beard
'Don't be afraid' he called to her
'The sight of your body makes me purr.'

She was not sure and soon got dressed
Continued to granny, most distressed
The man went by a quicker route
Tied up the granny; he was a brute

He hid in the granny's bed
All you could see was his head
The girl arrived and was perplexed
Granny seemed to have been hexed

Before she realised it was the man
He leaped out, raped her; wham bam,
Her cries were heard by the woodman
Who hurried in, grabbed the hoodlum

The wolflike man ran from the shack
They hoped he would not come back
Granny was soon untied
'We must reward you' Granny cried

'I believe in sexual freedom
Would you join us for a threesome
Consent for sex should be agreed
Otherwise it is rape indeed'