Side Lore: Introducing..Fat-Sew a thread in rhyme

In an apartment in Queens,  
New York, Georgie's pants  
need fixing, because they're  
coming apart, but momma  
gets another prick, that causes  
her to scream. That's when  
she begins to tear the fabric  
apart at the seams. But  
 Georgie just covers his ears  
in anticipation because  he  
knows it's not as bad as  it  
seems. Yet, still it takes  
only seconds and he knows    
he's  gonna hear  momma  
boo hoo. So he decides now,    
is the  time to help and  then  
runs upstairs quickly, giggling  
and wearing a  big smile too.  
 
Why? because he's got
 connections with things
 'otherworldly' yet unlikely.  
From under his bed he pulls  
out a large object, his  
secret box.. inside he has
 something  for momma to  
see. It's something very  
unusual... It has 'magic-like'  
abilities will in time, help  
momma's patience grow and  
grow. He had found it one  
day playing, out by some  
discarded trash. It was a large
 spool of thread in a kit that  
read: FAT-SEW.  
 
Fat-Sew boasted an ability, to  
stitch up, and hem up one's  
valued property. Georgie  
somehow innately understood  
how useful his new friend could  
be. So, after momma calmed  
down a bit,  he told Fat-Sew to
 unwind, and be free. It was about
 time to expose his 'gift' unto the
 world, for all humankind to see.