pub grazers

Surrounded by pub grazers    
Needing treadmills and razors    
Greasy pungent cows    
Nearly hairless sows      
Jiggley arms lifting drinks    
Exposing pits and stains and stinks    
I wonder what the hell she thinks 
When I cringe each time she winks    
Driving pickup trucks with plows    
There's no space between eyebrows  
They hunt for men with chocolate lasers      
And take em down with vanilla tasers...