Board Game

I shook and I screamed
I laughed and I danced
I slept and I dreamed
I walked and advanced

I was like a board game
Not being able to control myself
Up until one little day
I burned up in flames

It sounds like so much pain
But in my point of view
I looked like an angel
About to go back to my chain

The chain is board game heaven
No one moved me for I moved myself
It was quite simple and easy
For I was already on chain eleven

The higher you go
The more chances you get
Of turning into a human
Or turning into dough

If you lose a game
You go down a chain
And once you reach zero
You lose a vein

It may sound a bit scary
But get advice from me
If you win all your games
You'll be very merry

Once you reach
Chain level one hundred
You get to have
One class to teach

Teaching is fun
The kids are cute
The bad part is
No one has ever won!