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SO MANY DIFFERENT DICKS THERE ARE
One dick two dick blue balls thick dick
sick dick slick dick, phone calls, need chick
This one looks like green eggs and ham
eager and ready to slam you Ma'am
This one's thin and that one's fat
And this one slams like a baseball bat
Hey! This guy's wearing a little hat!
What's its one eye staring at?
That dick's like a mummy pulled from a sarcophagus
while this trunk hangs low like Snuffleupagus
This one's like a toad with eight dicks like an octopus
each shooting its load into your esophagus
This one's rather limp while that one's quite swollen
and seeking a hole to slide a big pole in
This one's like a bowling pin with bowling balls rollin'
Here's a rockin' and rollin' big cock in your colon
This Dick rose to be an enormous porn star
and this prick gets a blowjob in his dickshift car
this dick at the bar stuck its tip in the tip jar
So many different dicks there are
sick dick slick dick, phone calls, need chick
This one looks like green eggs and ham
eager and ready to slam you Ma'am
This one's thin and that one's fat
And this one slams like a baseball bat
Hey! This guy's wearing a little hat!
What's its one eye staring at?
That dick's like a mummy pulled from a sarcophagus
while this trunk hangs low like Snuffleupagus
This one's like a toad with eight dicks like an octopus
each shooting its load into your esophagus
This one's rather limp while that one's quite swollen
and seeking a hole to slide a big pole in
This one's like a bowling pin with bowling balls rollin'
Here's a rockin' and rollin' big cock in your colon
This Dick rose to be an enormous porn star
and this prick gets a blowjob in his dickshift car
this dick at the bar stuck its tip in the tip jar
So many different dicks there are
Published 6th Jan 2017
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6th Jan 2017 6:36pm
As with most things in life; It's all about dick!
this is very clever indeed, excellent rhyming scheme, shows a real imagination :-)
this is very clever indeed, excellent rhyming scheme, shows a real imagination :-)
7th Jan 2017 3:34am
I wrote this for Miss_Sub and her competition, "A COMICAL ROMP IS THIS COMP, OH THS COMP!" Write an erotic humorous poem in the style of Dr. Seuss. And I did. Thank you for the inspiration Miss_Sub
10th Jan 2017 2:01am
This was funny... schooling focus should be adjusted to include this as part of the curriculum. Well done AT23 :)
