Hot Dogging

   
I'm just a silly sausage    
waiting for a bun    
bring on ketchup    
and some mustard    
and then we'll have some fun    
   
It may be curiosity    
that makes me feel this way    
but I've been staring  
at your mouth    
it's been watering all day    
   
Those pearly gates    
that beckon    
as bright as any sun    
must point the way to heaven    
just behind your tongue    
   
It must be nearly bedtime    
for I see you've brought a friend    
but I can't believe my eyes    
that you'd eat me    
from both ends  
 
I didn't plan a threesome  
so you've caught me unawares  
if you'd warned me  
in advance  
I would have fixed my hair