Peter Piper

See what I did?
That clever title?
Peter Piper, the most used tongue twister
to date.
I imagine saying it out loud,
in between your legs,
as if I am trying to get through
to what you had for dinner.

You can writhe in orgasm,
whilst my mind entertains me
with these little quips...
What difference does it make?

Truth is, this is an attack gone wrong
I was thinking about something:
how nine times out of ten
I may as well be reading Peter
Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
with some disjointed reference
to sucking cock thrown in for the audience.

If all I wanted was a group of morons
to tell me what a great lover I might be
in the real world,
I would have it nailed.