Cock and Balls

 I have heard it said
Heard some folks shout
They know what this election is all about

Don’t know any policies
Don’t address any issues
As long as he don't masturbate into tissues

Unable to engage their brain
Never serious, only a game
They’d vote for Hitler if he had a female frame

They’d vote for a woman
Whose name was Regina
It's all that I could think of that rhymes with vagina

And a vagina she must have
Not trunks like elephants
They can’t forget what's inside their pants

They ignore what’s inside their heads
They ignore what's in their hearts
Ignoring anyone who celebrates when he farts

They make their mark
As the hammer falls
To vote for anybody with no cock and balls

Cause that's what counts
No vote for a dawg that hunts
They’ll only vote for cunts with cunts

If you find this offensive
Just start making complaint calls
Chances are, like them, you don't posses a cock and balls