Coulrophobia

Welcome to my carnival.
I want to play a game!
Would any of you kids like to play with me?
Oh come on now it'd be fun!,
All I need is you to guess which limb I'm going slice off and make into a puppet for my next carnival game?.
Oh come on now, stop running!  
The more you run the more easier you make it for me to catch you!.
Don't scream! Can't you see this is actually fun?
Ah why did you choose to hide in the hall of mirrors?  
I'm just gonna snatch you up and bash your brains in!
I'm gonna catch ya!,
I'm gonna catch ya!,
And when I catch ya I'm gonna slit ya fucking throat!.
Tee hee ha ha  
Gotcha!  
Who's next!?  
Oh you're not going to run away from me you little bitch!  
Oh so fucking typical! trip and fall and beg for mercy!
Would you like a balloon animal at least before you die?  
How about a snake to wrap around your fucking throat?!.
Great! Now that your trachea's snapped like a popscil stick I can go move on to your friend over there who's trying to run me over in the truck.
Nice try bitch, but you're out of gas!  
Now get your ass out of the car so I can split you in two with this axe.
Don't you run from me!
Oh run into the highway how smart!
You stupid tart you just got hit by a fucking police car!  
Oh shit, they saw me  
Looks like they're about to shoot
Well I guess I have no choice, but to throw this axe and make a run for it.
Looks like I've achieved a mass murder, but they won't ever catch this psychopath.
Tee hee ha ha  
I love being the freak they can never put away.
Pyscho killer forever lurking these peoples nightmares I am you're mother fucking horrifying nightmare.
Licking away the blood off my knife then wiping away the smeared make up off of my face as I laugh in satisfaction.