'Cock-Tales' (A Dicked Mind)

 
Hi there , all you tender, sweet, tight pussies...what's up n' hiya doin' huns?

I'm sure you most of ya know
about the one-eyed ONE...

I just decided I'd come out before CUMMIN all over ya yaya
n' formally introduce myself to ya...

I know the 'knock' on cocks is
we're all juss a bunch of dicks
wit no brains, but I disagree,
 becuz ya see...

Yo, I'm mo' than a sticka, a prick of
epic proportions...I'm also a thinker...

granted I'm mostly preoccupied
wit a lady's 'honey sweet' peach pie
that looks so damn yummy to my one eye...but I'm also very very
into watchin' her mouth, n' tongue
bent on makin' my meat cry
particularly when they're  so fuckin' determined to steal my cum...

So I stay on high alert...always steeled in my intent to put a debt in some hot ass, which by the way is another
beautiful sight I can't let pass-my guy I cry joyous tears whenever he steers me into that darkness...

I'm an addict for total bliss... a throb
in my knob everytime a bonafide cock slob, can't help but help herself to my (admittedly prime beef) don't hate, when my true desire is also give the ladies relieve...

releasin' any measure of stress,
 n' FYI I detest...
a stingy piece of ass but always ready to give the givin' a blast...



Anyday, anyway, anytime... Just
come look me up, n' I'll hook you
up, n' dick those willin' down...

Juss thought I'd finally speak
out about me n' my fellow cocks
we may come off like a bunch of
big dicks, but it's simply to spill
our 'nuts' outta our heads to
every coochie around! lmao