Clearly Confused

A little pain never hurt anyone
I am a deeply superficial person
Jesus kissing justice on Wall Street
modern dancing is so old-fashioned
and faith, unfaithful kept him falsely true
I can resist anything, except temptation
a business that makes nothing but money, is a poor business
always be sincere, even though you don't necessarily mean it
no one goes to that restaurant anymore - always too crowded.

I am always busy doing nothing
as you can see, I'm also crazy of Oxymorons
I know they are utmost confusing literary devices
because two seemingly contradictory elements
are paradoxically juxtaposed.

I was born in a typical Moron family
without silver spoon, but with 18 siblings
all of them as nutty as a Fruitcake
being raised as the bohemian village idiot
the no-good-for-nothing bon vivant
always rushing from insane asylum to sanitarium
not only am I addicted to Irish Vodkas and Gins
but also enjoy generous intakes of inexpensive Oxygen
usually more than 25 grams or 6 teaspoons
which explains my natural fondness for Oxymorons.

Footnote - dedicated to ShB, London & Paris
partner in Private Equity crime
she prompted me to write this little impromptu