Hillary's Health Issues

1. Wacky rumors on Hillary's last days of life    
Donald playing Hillary’s personal physician on TV    
terminal breast cancer, Parkinson, muscular dystrophy    
conspiracy theories about supposed ill health gone viral      
medical evidence these outrageous claims are actually true    
everybody prays poor old Hillary's got insurance cover    
Pru, MetLife, anything to keep Bill from poor man's house.    
     
2. Real issue here isn’t Hillary health    
conspiracy theory signals the fear that she      
may well be the next president of the United States    
hell no, in Jesus name, jailhouse not the white house.    
     
3. Rumors of illness deployed to attack      
seemingly untouchable political adversaries    
reports circulating that Hillary also suffered      
delirious schizophrenia, sometimes      
she's even acting like Napoleon, or US President    
when asked if she should release her medical records      
Donald did little to dispel those rumors    
I’m not going to pick on invalids.    
     
4. Donald's health certificate is issued      
by his personal physician, D. Trump, MD    
little in the way of detail, plenty of superlatives      
in astonishingly excellent, extraordinary condition    
makes you wonder why he wasn't elected before.      
     
5. Gushing conspiracy theories like a fire hose      
global warming was created by and for the Chinese    
in order to make US manufacturing non-competitive,    
thousands and thousands” of people in New Jersey      
cheered the 9/11 attacks, vicious Muslim conspirators,    
89.53 % of white homicide victims are killed by blacks,    
vaccines cause Autism Spectrum Disorder    
email scandals aside, another of Hillary's issues.    
     
6. God created the flat universe in a split second    
read Genesis 4:1–16 for yourself    
Donald and Melania, the first people on earth    
youngest brother treacherously murdered      
eldest brother lied about the murder to God    
and as a result was cursed and marked for life    
with the earth left cursed to drink, in cold blood    
eldest brother was no longer able to farm the land    
Ivanka Trump founded the Roman Catholic church    
Vatican's entire asset portfolio      
entirely owned by family Trump    
And so on, and so forth, Etcetera    
the hallucinatory cranky list goes on.    
     
7. In a democracy, people get the government they deserve    
Thank heavensturn, the people still got D. Trump, MD    
to protect them from the Donald Trump.  
 
Footnote - Inspired by the fateful US presidential election circus, based on the books of Genesis and Celine Gounder's article: I'm a doctor. The real issue isn't Hillary Clinton's health – it's that she might win, The Guardian, August 24, 2016. This poem was written while the Syrian president's nonchalantly throwing bombs with chlorine on his constituents. Aleppo has been burning for years, while DC is fiddling, putting its best humanitarian face forward.