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Ascension of Virgin Airlines
If the CEO & Founder of Virgin Airlines is still a virgin
how the hell did Branson gave birth to his many children?
for Christians, the only defensible explanation is
that Sir Richard, like the Holy Virgin Mary,
believingly ascended into Heaven,
miraculously conceived his offspring
sadly or gladly, without co-habitation.
To validate my little Virgin-Birth theory
check out the Archbishop of Canterbury
it might well be the very reason
why Sir Richard ascended into Divine wealth.
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Disclaimer - To prevent Libel (in-fiction) lawsuits and in the spirit of the First Amendment: no reasonable person is arguably to believe this (outrageous) poetry as described is based on actual facts that really happened in the beyond New Testament landscape of our 21st Century.
how the hell did Branson gave birth to his many children?
for Christians, the only defensible explanation is
that Sir Richard, like the Holy Virgin Mary,
believingly ascended into Heaven,
miraculously conceived his offspring
sadly or gladly, without co-habitation.
To validate my little Virgin-Birth theory
check out the Archbishop of Canterbury
it might well be the very reason
why Sir Richard ascended into Divine wealth.
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Disclaimer - To prevent Libel (in-fiction) lawsuits and in the spirit of the First Amendment: no reasonable person is arguably to believe this (outrageous) poetry as described is based on actual facts that really happened in the beyond New Testament landscape of our 21st Century.
Published 1st Sep 2016
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2nd Sep 2016 00:28am
2nd Sep 2016 8:54pm
LOL too. To be serious, I recall in the 1980s Branson first gave his name to his record company, the first of his businesses to bear the brand, as an alternative to his original proposed trade mark "Slipped Disc". He told an interviewer that Virgin might have implied he was naïve in business but he had conceded Slipped Disc (connotations with back injuries) would have been a less attractive brand name!
Thanks for sharing, quite interesting, slipped disk is actually more mischievous (Branson like) and original, but sex and virgins are more appealing to consumer markets - poetry doesn't sell. Still surrounded by mystery is the creation of his offspring, perhaps caused by a slipped bedroom desk, not sure though I want to know all the nitty gritty details of the nocturnal modus operandi.
