and in answer to the critics...

I have to say...nothing about your poems is crap! I look forward to the dartford posts! :)

better try and keep hold of
this job, then...     :)

I appreciate
your affection
for novelty  :)  

well, that's nothing new... :)

Glad you have worthwhile employment...

my employers may quibble...

So you're getting paid. That makes you a professional.

you'd make a great publicist...   :)

Time not 'wasted' at work is still 'rewarding'
..and as they say in show biz, bad publicity is still better than no publicity **one citric said to another** ;)

but my poems ARE the bad publicity...    :)