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bakery of whores
with a squirt and a splatter
i inserted the batter
as my cock baster got fatter and fatter
pre-heat the snatch to 98.6
then pump up the friction from a dozen dicks
stir it around with a bunch of meat sticks
how many chefs does it take
for a cunt oven to bake
a whore's bastard cupcake
i inserted the batter
as my cock baster got fatter and fatter
pre-heat the snatch to 98.6
then pump up the friction from a dozen dicks
stir it around with a bunch of meat sticks
how many chefs does it take
for a cunt oven to bake
a whore's bastard cupcake
Published 26th Apr 2016
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27th Apr 2016 5:14am
29th Apr 2016 1:23am
this made me fucking laugh my ass off. It was witty and silly. thanks for sharing. ( i love to bake, so I could relate ) <3
