Obamacare And You,,,,

Chapter 1,,,
Living With R A ,,,
So You Have Been Diagnosed With R A,,,(Rheumatoid Arthritis)
Gee,,,Thats To Bad,,,
So This Is What You Can Expect From Obamacare,,,
You Can Expect regular Check-ups And Testing,,,
You Can Expect Pain Killers and Type 2 Drugs,,,
But We Here At Obamacare Believe That Unnecessary Surgeries Are Just A Waste Of Money,,,And At This Stage In Your Life,,,You Are Probably Not Worth Wasting The Money On,,,But Obamacare Is Not Insensitive To Your Needs,,,And We Will Give You The Choice Of Your Devises Such As Braces,,, Canes And Even Crutches,,,But If You Need A Wheelchair We Simply Suggest You Stay At Home,,, Saving Yourself From Embarrassing Situations,,,Embarrassing For Both You And The Rest Of Us,,,Wheelchairs Are For people Who Are Recovering From Injuries and Sadly,,,You Are Not,,,We Will Help You As Long As You Continue To Help Yourself,,,And At That Point Your On Your Own,,,And Of Course You Will Continue Paying Your Premiums,,,These Medicines Are Not Free,,,And We Have The Rest Of Society To Think About,,,So Don't Be A Bitter Old Fool,,,You've Had Your Turn And Now It's Someone Else's Time,,,
But Then You Claim You Have Paid Into The System And You Deserve More,,,But Sadly The Money You Paid In Is Now All Gone,,,I Used It All Up Last Year When I Filled Up Air Force One So It Could Return To Washington To Get The Dog,,,So That The Dog Could Join Me And Michael (I Mean Michelle) At Martha's Vineyard,,,So Quit Reminding Us About It,,,We Know We Squandered Your Money,,,BUt It Serves No Purpose To Constantly Harp On It,,,We Feel Bad Enough Without Constantly Being Reminded Of It (snickering In the background) So At This Point You Just Need To Suck It Up,,,And Remember Pain And Suffering are Just A Part Of Life,,,And Enjoy Whats Left Of Yours,,,,