Machismo

A man walks towards you.
Adjust posture, push out chest and seem bigger than you are
Drop your voice and speak clearly, void of doubt.
Make sure to crack knuckles during a pause between sentences.

A woman is on top of you.
Leave marks on the inside of her thighs, even when she tells you to "be gentle."
Get a solid grip of hair, and slap your flesh together until it hurts.
Do not reply when she moans into your ear.

Death has come near you.
Avoid conversations with grieving family.
Let your hobbies swallow and consume you.
Share your cynical worldly views whenever possible.

Life is beating down on you.
Oppose the people around you as often as possible.
Take pleasure in individual failures and laugh about them with friends.
Drive late into the night, grip your steering wheel and reflect.