An Introduction

 Let me introduce to you
The man of the moment
The man of the hour
The man of the year
A very special man
A real man’s man
A real lady’s man
A hero to one and all
He’s always on the ball
Someone to look up to
But never look down on
A man who’s witty, charming,
Honest, wealthy, manly,
Fertile, intelligent, bright
Handsome, good looking,
And of course not forgetting
Most modest and humble
He’s fantastic, gymnastic,
Bombastic, boombastic,
Enthusiastic, scholastic,
Iconoclastic, dynastic,
Even a wee bit sarcastic
He’s active, reactive and
More than just attractive
He’s overactive, refractive,
Hyperactive, interactive
And occasionally radioactive
He’s is such a macho guy
On him you can rely
You’ll never see him cry
You know he’s superfly
His looks alone will get you high
He makes all the ladies sigh
He’s the one for you and me
He’s the only one you’ll see
So excited he’ll make you pee
You’ll orgasm at his decree
Makes you look
Makes you stare
Makes you drop your underwear
A man for all seasons
For all the right reasons
Never left on the shelf
Wrote this intro himself
The one,
The only
ME!