Some Easter Haiku  - - - - for Easter Haiku Comp

1. The Real Meaning of Easter

Forget Zombie Jesus
It’s about the birthday of
The Easter Bunny


2. Zombie Christ

Roll away the stone
Eater of souls is risen
Zombie Jesus hungry


3. Easter Chocolate Sickness

Gorging all weekend
Eggs, eggs, eggs now feeling sick
Chocolate coma


4. Thank You

Thank you lord Jesus
First it’s all those Christmas gifts
Now chocolate eggs


5. Easter Melt

Chocolate rabbit
Central heating on too high
Now runny bunny


6. Not Good Retail Therapy

Post Easter fury
A late chocolate price crunch
All eggs are half price


these Haikus get me hard hence the category erotic poetry
I am a diabetic therefore chocolate eggs are extreme content
not getting enough reads and comments maybe this will get them
if you've read this to the end then you're crazy as a shithouse rat
just like me
maybe we should marry and have offspring of our own
maybe three children that's at least one of each gender
OK I'm sorry
when I am drunk - I tend to ramble on