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The Shed
(Outside)
There's a red-haired girl locked in my shed,
If I let her out, I'm probably dead,
I keep her there chained to the wall;
She barely makes much noise at all.
I found her naked on the road,
Confused and hungry, walking slowed,
Brought her back home, here with me,
And when alert, she begged loudly:
"Lock me somewhere safe and dark
No matter if I growl and bark;
A monster lives inside of me,
Ever clawing itself free;
Lusting blood and human meat,
Please, I beg - help me retreat!
If there's a full moon at night,
I'll become an awful fright!"
So, the shed's where she's been put,
Where nothing but me e'er sets foot,
The heavy chains will be her boon,
Keep her safe through next full moon.
I must admit, I find it hard
To have her out there in the yard,
You don't know what I go through
Avoiding what I long to do.
She's beautiful - a ginger queen,
Greenest eyes I've ever seen,
A mouth so lovely smooth, as silk,
And skin as soft and pure as milk.
I want her almost all the time,
Such savage lusts -- they feel sublime,
Until the moon is full, you see,
And then I'll set her spirit free.
I suppose I could run away
Rather than risk being prey,
But I've got to see this through,
It's what I'm put here to do.
Would that I could win her heart,
Without her tearing me apart,
But if things go as I intend,
There's a chance my work will end.
Moon's almost here, I've got my chair,
Right in front of shed door, there...
Let the moon perform its work,
And wait for her to go berzerk.
Stupid? Yes. But, all things told,
I can’t sit here getting old,
So instead, with gun I'll sit;
Either she gets dead, or I get bit.
(Inside)
There's an ugly man outside this shed
And shortly I'll remove his head
But him just sitting there is wrong
And I've been in here way too long
It goes like this: I'm not some bitch
Who stumbled scared out of some ditch
I've been around since long ago
(This ain't my first rodeo)
I saw him coming miles away
In his rusty Chevrolet
Waited till the moment came
And hit the road all scared and lame
'Lock me up, sir! Hurry, please!'
Big scared eyes (I'm such a tease)
Clutching at him past my wits
Leaning in with perfect tits
Took me in, the sweet old poop
Fed me a bowl of watery soup
Offered me a place to sleep
Swore to God he wasn't a creep
Thing is, he didn't ask me why
I wanted locking up -- poor guy
A pervert and a shit-for-brains
(He never asked about the chains)
These chains and all this rigging gear
Was all installed when we got here
And there are bloodstains on the floor
Thirteen bodies, maybe more
Seems this guy's a monster too
He kills my kind, we precious few
He brings them here, to have his joys
Then throws them out like broken toys
Now he's got me where he would
(I was in the neighborhood
Stalked him for the last three nights
And now I got him, dead to rights)
Blood will rain like a monsoon
The instant I sense that full moon
No more thinking with your dick.
We don't bite men, you psycho prick.
----
There's a red-haired girl locked in my shed,
If I let her out, I'm probably dead,
I keep her there chained to the wall;
She barely makes much noise at all.
I found her naked on the road,
Confused and hungry, walking slowed,
Brought her back home, here with me,
And when alert, she begged loudly:
"Lock me somewhere safe and dark
No matter if I growl and bark;
A monster lives inside of me,
Ever clawing itself free;
Lusting blood and human meat,
Please, I beg - help me retreat!
If there's a full moon at night,
I'll become an awful fright!"
So, the shed's where she's been put,
Where nothing but me e'er sets foot,
The heavy chains will be her boon,
Keep her safe through next full moon.
I must admit, I find it hard
To have her out there in the yard,
You don't know what I go through
Avoiding what I long to do.
She's beautiful - a ginger queen,
Greenest eyes I've ever seen,
A mouth so lovely smooth, as silk,
And skin as soft and pure as milk.
I want her almost all the time,
Such savage lusts -- they feel sublime,
Until the moon is full, you see,
And then I'll set her spirit free.
I suppose I could run away
Rather than risk being prey,
But I've got to see this through,
It's what I'm put here to do.
Would that I could win her heart,
Without her tearing me apart,
But if things go as I intend,
There's a chance my work will end.
Moon's almost here, I've got my chair,
Right in front of shed door, there...
Let the moon perform its work,
And wait for her to go berzerk.
Stupid? Yes. But, all things told,
I can’t sit here getting old,
So instead, with gun I'll sit;
Either she gets dead, or I get bit.
(Inside)
There's an ugly man outside this shed
And shortly I'll remove his head
But him just sitting there is wrong
And I've been in here way too long
It goes like this: I'm not some bitch
Who stumbled scared out of some ditch
I've been around since long ago
(This ain't my first rodeo)
I saw him coming miles away
In his rusty Chevrolet
Waited till the moment came
And hit the road all scared and lame
'Lock me up, sir! Hurry, please!'
Big scared eyes (I'm such a tease)
Clutching at him past my wits
Leaning in with perfect tits
Took me in, the sweet old poop
Fed me a bowl of watery soup
Offered me a place to sleep
Swore to God he wasn't a creep
Thing is, he didn't ask me why
I wanted locking up -- poor guy
A pervert and a shit-for-brains
(He never asked about the chains)
These chains and all this rigging gear
Was all installed when we got here
And there are bloodstains on the floor
Thirteen bodies, maybe more
Seems this guy's a monster too
He kills my kind, we precious few
He brings them here, to have his joys
Then throws them out like broken toys
Now he's got me where he would
(I was in the neighborhood
Stalked him for the last three nights
And now I got him, dead to rights)
Blood will rain like a monsoon
The instant I sense that full moon
No more thinking with your dick.
We don't bite men, you psycho prick.
----
Published 9th Mar 2016
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9th Mar 2016 9:57pm
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9th Mar 2016 11:17pm
I absolutely love love love this! It was very unique about the difference in perception. This could be one of my new favorites!
Very well written!
Very well written!
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10th Mar 2016 4:39am
16th Mar 2016 2:31am
Lol Jack, I'm not sure if I was supposed to laugh but I'll admit I giggled while I read each line. This was excellent and I think I shall memorize it.
Xo
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