Roses Aren't Red

 
Violets aren't blue  
 
for fuck sake people  
 
will someone be true!  
 
 
Roses are shades of pinks and scarlet  
and violets are called violets because  
well, frankly they're violet  
 
which is why I believe beyond  
reasonable doubt  
that love is  
a Roud Folk Song  
 
I suspect I don't need to share  
that I saw cupid  
stuck in Santa's  
beard and hair  
The easter bunny  
was pointing  
and laughing  
at the tooth fairy's  
flair  
 
Better end this  
the brothers  
Mario  
are there  
 
at the door  
 
If you say  
"love"  
I'll write a stanza or two  
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