Worst Enemy

 “Politicians is always talking shit
Just like porn bitches suck on dick,
“Hatters always will get their wig split
While spread legged pussy is hard not to stick,

“I place all my everyday problems in a white line (Sniff!!)
Straight up my nose-now it’s blowing my mind,
“I’m an addict and I won’t deny it
Because every form of drug I’ve already tried it,

“This is the tenth job I’ve been turned down
And the shit is bringing me down,
“I guess being a convicted armed robber
Makes getting employment that much harder,

“Can’t flip a burger or wash an old motherfucker’s ass
And fuck school-I never liked going to class,
“Not working is like committing a crime
And living and dying at the same time,

“That’s why I’m always staring at an empty plate
And will contribute to the crime rate,
“While Grandma at church acting a fool and crying
I’m robbing her ass. No motherfucking lying,

“Not leaving a dime-even stealing the New Year’s wine
Because this five-finger shopping spree is on a set time,
“So motherfuckers I won’t pretend to who I intend to be
A addict, a robber-because I’m my own worst enemy.”