A Random Rhyme 9 (Competiton Poem)

The holidays are over,
Santa's gone,
Ms. Rocky Jackson's gonna take over.
Bout to put these motha fuckers six feet under.
Rip them to shreds and put them in the blender,
You're a fucking blunder, I'm forever.
I'm like thunder I come in with a boom,
I'm like lightning I don't have to strike twice to make everyone scatter around the room like mice.
You're just a light shower,
you can make it drizzle, but you can barely make it rain.
Dang, you got three baby mammas and you ain't got any money to pay alimony or better yet child support and your only excuse is you told them they should've just aborted em?.
You're like Ren & Stimpy, crazy.
You're like your teeth, busted.  
Your chin is so pointy you can cut a wooden board with it.
I'm Eminem you're Iggy Azalea,
I'm Nicki you're Miley.
You're trashier than Kim Kardashian when she did that tape.
Put your cape on you're a super hoe,
You ain't my friend,
You my foe.
If you want we can go toe to toe and we can go behind closed doors.
No do I give a damn about your man,  
but just to get you mad when I see him I'll go up to him and say " What up though?!".
You blow more steam than a radiator.
Is that a fade or is that just your hair tryna escape from your head?.
I got rhymes so good they leave you dead.
I forget about what they said.
I can't hear em 'cause I'm deaf to them.
You're my chef I'm your customer now cook for me.
I don't think you understand fully.
I'm a professional you're a rookie,
You're so skinny I think you need a chocolate chip cookie.
Lookie here chickie,
I'm Rocky J and you should know not to mess with me.