The perfect philosophy

Many philosophies have been developed
thought about
thought about in  more thought
questioned
proven wrong
and then another philosophy turns up

What if there was a perfect philosophy?
one that is understandable
likeable
attractive
enjoys long walks on the beach
and loves world peace

It is summed up in three words
Do Something Pointless
How?

See that computer there
in the dark corner
calling you
now turn the power button on
and discover the internet

Find a large lake
a few flat stones
and skip them for no reason

Make friends
and you're doing something
pointless already

Drink alcohol or smoke
whatever fits in your pipe or glass
just do not go too fast

The perfect philosophy
try it