CATz

Cats are not pets
No man owns a cat
A cat is its own master
Master of all he surveys
He wont do as you tell him
He will happily do as he pleases
It is only a human being that can
Look like something the cat dragged in
A cat has nine lives and he knows
That’s eight more than you
He smiles like the Cheshire cat
Knowing his superiority
Cats purr, knowing we can’t
I have never seen a cat on a hot tin roof
Only man would be stupid enough to do so
Cats think they are cool, because they are
Men who think they’re cool are just, not
There is more than one way to skin a cat
Try proving that with a pride of lions
Don’t let the cat out of the bag
Hah! Try getting the cat into a bag!
Or one of those vet cages
Personally I am not a big fan of cats
But I do respect them
They are a force of nature
And they are much nicer than most people
Meoooooow!


Kittin

How can you not be smittin
By the shear cuteness of a kittin
Even if it’s lost its mittin
Or it’s flea-bittin
Or fishy smell omittin
Lying or sittin
Rippin yer knitin
Sleepy and quittin
Hissin and spitin
Meows earlsplitin
Purr transmittin
Bouncing and flitin
Wool ball hittin
Poo tray grittin
Upholstery slittin
Funny sidesplitin
Attention befittin
Never submittin
Mischief comittin
Baby breath sittin
Nothing cuter than a kitten

Meoooooow!