Dogday

If the dog walks the man
Then the man is weak
Or at least weaker than the dog
If man is weaker than the dog
The he is also less than the dog
Why does man then get the mattress
And the dog gets a rug on the floor
A man, frustrated at work, chases his tail
A dog chases his tail just for fun
Only one thing happier than a dog with two tails
A man with two willies
He’d never leave the house
A man gets dog tired
A dog doesn’t get man tired
There’s one thin meaner than a junkyard dog
The mean man that owns the junkyard
A man can be in the dog house
A dog is always in the dog house
A dog is man’s best friend
A man is not always dog’s best friend
Dogs are loyal
Man know little of loyalty
If a man bites a dog it’s called playful
If a dog bites a man it’s put to death
It is ok to be as sick as a dog
It’s not ok to be as sick as man
In my world only;
Every dog would have it’s day
Dogs are just good people
I prefer dogs to Man any day
Twice on Sundays
Especially strays
Wooooooof!