Reasons why Santa is a junkie

Santa aint really Santa  
dear Saint Nick
Santa  his alter ego
a junkie, simply put
 
he thinks
he owns a factory up North
a union of elves
makes toys
rides with flying reindeer
and delivers gifts
to every single child on the planet earth
 
Is this getting through to anyone?
is this falling on deaf ears?
 
no funding to make toys
the North Pole has very few power stations
he must stop for milk and cookies, deliver gifts and do it all in a night
which would kill him from
a heart attack
falling off roofs
breathing difficulties
and dehydration
 
Yet his existence remains confirmed
or plausible by some measure
by what measure?
 
The only question worth asking now is  
what is he on
cocaine
liquid cocaine
glue
mushrooms
tik
brown brown(gun powder and cocaine)
weed(classic)
acid
surely there must be an answer
 
No doubt watching Saint Nick at home
is the closest thing to entertainment
other than DSTV
it would be quite fun
 
Perhaps the true Christmas spirit is
to act idiotic
believe the unbelievable
and then tolerate family members
 
Perhaps I'd visit the North Pole
to see the "factory"
the "flying reindeer"
and the "elves"
to prove to others the
Reasons why Santa is a junkie