santa's little helper

As Santa's little helpers are all busy and working  
a rogue little elf is maliciously plotting  
twisting wires and checking them tight  
for one wrong move could end the fun night  
 
she packs in the magnesium, filler and screws  
 she also lays in a diabolical fuse  
 dreams of white light and of ka-booms  
in which burning embers shower her gloom  
 
as busy workers work for Santa  
a crimson snow angel analyzes data  
methodically plotting Santa's demise  
for she didn't get one damn gift she had in mind  
fuck Santa  
and fuck them elves to  
unless there making double fudge cookies  
well then  
come right in why don't you,  
 
 
but if not.  
 piss the fuck off  
Christmas sucks, its capitalistic as fuck  
is it the birth ? Or rebirth of whats his name?  
guess what, I don't give a fuck  
I'm not buying nothing or getting nothing either  
so fuck you to  
id rather have a 40 of mickey's, with a fat blunt  
  a fine bitch, and a ball of clear to go that with that to.  
one of those reindeer might not be so bad  
jack frost he's kool to.  
that's what i want for Christmas  
a sheet of acid would be dope also but  
anyway  
what about you?  
ya you  
 come sit on my lap  
dont mind the gun or the black mask  
Santas on lunch now relax  
 so  gimme your cash, make it fast  
and run fast to
 go get mommy and daddy  
i have to wrap em up neatly
tie a bow  tightly  around  there necks  
until I'm  happy and see Christmas,  
pop in their eyes
 you cant miss this,  
when it happens its glorious  
 it reminds you of a two-way mirror and shit  
huh?  
you think...  
 there is someone on the Otherside of this piece of shit  
aah fuck it  
,its to late,  
piss  
just keep choking  the Christmas spirit  
 out of this lame Christmas  sweater wearing son of a bitch.  
happy holidays from sinister pen ;)