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A thank you to Sperm lol
I met a sexy boy that makes me giggle..
I caught his eye with a hula wiggle..
We began writing funny nursery rhymes together..
As it turns out he too digs a lil leather!
Lol This crazy dude likes pokin me in the butt..
While tellin me jokes trying to "crack" me up...
And when I'm a naughty girl and start to laugh..
He yells "PUNISHMENT" and smacks me on my plump lil ass..
So far it's been a hi fucking larrious good time..
We will see if this "clown" can keep Calamity in line...
Right now mih cheeks hurt from this enormous grin..
I haven't stopped smilin since playin Master Clown with him...
Thank you Sir Spermy, lol this week has been rough..
My derrière is yours anytime you wanna cut up...
I caught his eye with a hula wiggle..
We began writing funny nursery rhymes together..
As it turns out he too digs a lil leather!
Lol This crazy dude likes pokin me in the butt..
While tellin me jokes trying to "crack" me up...
And when I'm a naughty girl and start to laugh..
He yells "PUNISHMENT" and smacks me on my plump lil ass..
So far it's been a hi fucking larrious good time..
We will see if this "clown" can keep Calamity in line...
Right now mih cheeks hurt from this enormous grin..
I haven't stopped smilin since playin Master Clown with him...
Thank you Sir Spermy, lol this week has been rough..
My derrière is yours anytime you wanna cut up...
Published 19th Nov 2015
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19th Nov 2015 3:05pm
I'm a tattoo it with my punch lines....and start selling satans sperm in clown shoes to anyone that wants my babies :D lolol
19th Nov 2015 3:09pm
Ha-ha!! I think you have a gold mine there!
Crack me up doll...
Love
Jennifer
Crack me up doll...
Love
Jennifer
19th Nov 2015 3:47pm
no you have the gold mine and i am going to digg in it till i get me some :D
19th Nov 2015 3:50pm
Anonymous
19th Nov 2015 4:18pm
Heh.Heh Good to hear you have run across someone
who shares your sexual philosophy . . . I can just see
that red ass of yours . . .
who shares your sexual philosophy . . . I can just see
that red ass of yours . . .
19th Nov 2015 4:40pm
19th Nov 2015 5:44pm
Jennifer, true love was never better than in your poetry. As one who appreciates a good slap to my ass this was right up my alley. ;-)
Love you so much,
John
Love you so much,
John
19th Nov 2015 8:15pm
Lol thanks Darlin....it was time for a little silliness...and a lil spank..mih .honey Moon, I love you deep to the moon and back..
Always
Jennifer
Always
Jennifer
19th Nov 2015 7:07pm
This made me smile from ear to ear Jen, it sounds like a good ol' time to me. And your comment that Satanssperm cracks you up made me laugh. You're absolutely a doll. This one goes in the RL for when I need to turn that frown upside down as they say, whoever they are.
John
John
19th Nov 2015 8:17pm
Lol good doll, you have no idea how much it pleases me that it put a smile on your precious face...
And I hope it does in the future still.
Much love
Jennifer
And I hope it does in the future still.
Much love
Jennifer
19th Nov 2015 8:22pm
I'm glad you're having fun Jennifer! It shows in these lines. Sir Spermy comes out to play and you get a good spanking. High time!:) I really enjoyed your concise wording and rhyme this time. Excellent work!
19th Nov 2015 8:30pm
Thank you Darlin..Miss soul Quiche Lorraine was fun..isn't that like a B 52's song? Lol any snatch...
Much love T.
Jennifer
Much love T.
Jennifer
19th Nov 2015 10:07pm
Lmao, I think your niche is actually in COMEDY... U get more n more funny every time out in my opinion lol
19th Nov 2015 10:38pm
I dig funny.. I laugh all the time. Thanks Poe, speaking of which..that cat and bird thang you did with Elle was so funny and spectacular... Was one of mih v favorite things I've read here.
Love
Jennifer
Love
Jennifer
19th Nov 2015 10:07pm
19th Nov 2015 10:39pm
19th Nov 2015 10:24pm
19th Nov 2015 10:40pm
Jordan lol fuck...I can't even look at that pic you wierdo! Jeeezuz.. Your mug is so cute! Why? Lol
Much love Darlin
Jennifer
Thanks...
Much love Darlin
Jennifer
Thanks...
It's great you can express and share times with your beau in such a light hearted way, one that reflects the laughter, trust and passion therein ...
Salud
... Reminds me of the movie "Bad Santa"
Salud
... Reminds me of the movie "Bad Santa"
20th Nov 2015 4:17am
Ha! Bad Santa, yea..I see it. I met Billy Bob in Eureka Springs a few years back..crazy fucking dude...fun. Beat him at pool. Won 10 bucks off him. Lol
Thanks Lobo
Love
Jennifer
Thanks Lobo
Love
Jennifer
20th Nov 2015 11:36am
Anonymous
20th Nov 2015 3:37am
Here I wanted to put a smile on your face and you got me grinnin ear to ear.
Lots of great lines, my favorite,
"While tellin me jokes trying to "crack" me up... "
feels like a double entendre,
Does it feel that way to you?
Lots of great lines, my favorite,
"While tellin me jokes trying to "crack" me up... "
feels like a double entendre,
Does it feel that way to you?
20th Nov 2015 4:15am
Lol, yes it certainly was Slo..hello mih dear. .mih smile is here...told you it doesn't stay gone long.
Love
Jennifer
Love
Jennifer
20th Nov 2015 12:04pm
I do believe I'm the first female to make a comment here Jen...loved it...ditto Lobode's comment...
20th Nov 2015 12:32pm
Lol yes I'd noticed that Kate, maybe its the title...teehee thanks sweetheart. Billy Bob really was a strange cat. Phobic of flying..drove to Arkansas to shoot the flick..
Much love
Jennifer
Much love
Jennifer
20th Nov 2015 2:11pm
20th Nov 2015 5:25pm
Brazzers on broadway i must say
The enchanting power of lust on skin parchment signed with a jizz pen...
Love it!!
The enchanting power of lust on skin parchment signed with a jizz pen...
Love it!!
20th Nov 2015 5:55pm
Lol signed with a jizz pen...ceazer. Lol that doesn't look write..I'm a lil fuzzy..jes outta surgery. Nomind, you have a way. I like yo stuff..
Live
Jennifer
Live
Jennifer
