off the cuff...

 










I dislike shopping for clothes,
it's so difficult to know what
to get them

shop assistants are
forever asking me if I'd like to
try it on, but I don't really
think they mean it

lingerie is the worst,
I never know where to look -
although I'm guessing at the woman
in the fishmongers
is probably not the best place

and shoes -
would sir like to walk around a little
just to make sure they feel comfortable...
well of course when I came in here
I didn't intend to embarrass
the poor things...