My dear sausage

Some do not understand
The love
Between a man and his sausage
Not the one between his legs
Wrong sausage!
The all to familiar bangers, hotdogs, pepperoni and borewors
They think it is just a sausage
That's offensive that is

My dear sausage it's like my own child
Better than a child
It don't talk back
Or throw temper tantrums
Or drain your cash flow

It started life in probably a cow
as I love beef
The cow got killed
and in its death gave birth
To my dear sausage

After a long and tiring journey
To the supermarket
The sausage called me begging to be eating
Pleading and whispering me own name
So I did the right thing

I took that sausage
and put it in my basket

Here I am with a hot pan
Staring at this little dear
It looks at me
I look at it
It tells me to put it on the warm pan

After the sausage is properly warmed up
I must now
Commit the worst crime known to man
I'll get court marshalled!
Locked up!
Yelled at...along with a big court case

I must now(choke) eat (sob)
My poor dear sausage