WHY A WOMAN'S PUSSY IS SOMETIMES MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN HER FACE

No bones
No unnatural wrinkles
No evil eyes
No unmanageable hair
Lips that in the right circumstances are the most kissable in the world
Sincere smiles
Knows only one word--a sound, usually "pop"
Brings everyone into the world through its mouth
The secret silent craftswoman behind every man's success and contentment
Religious, sometimes the only gospel for hormonal youth or reflective age
Contains an elixir that can heal sickness and restore strength and well-being--I call it Eros's Private Pharmacy.

This list is endless, just like the pleasures afforded by its subject.