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LMAO (for Chronic Depression),,,
We Have A New Treatment,,,
For Chronic Depression,,,
And Your Going To Need It,,,
With The Coming Recession,,,
This Is Not,,,Just Another Rumor,,,
And It Might Be Best,,,
To Keep Some Sense Of Humor,,,
Do Not Take LMAO,,,
In The Board Room,,,Or The Office,,
Take Sparingly At First,,,To Know,,,
How It Effects Your Esophagus,,,
Do Not Use In Church,,,
Or While In Cemeteries,,,
For People May Not Like,,,
The Results That They See,,,
Side Effects May Include,,,
Watering Of The Eyes,,,
And Uncontrollable Laughter,,,
And Spraying Your Water,,,
Across The Resturant Table,,,
On Your Wife Or Daughter,,,
So Be Sure To Get A Picture,,,
Of The Before And After,,,
Because Taking LMAO,,,
Always Ends In Laughter,,,
We Don't Know If LMAO,,,
Is Right For Everyone,,,
Because Some People,,,
Just Don't Like To Have Fun,,,
In Some Cases LMAO,,,
May Be Time Released,,,
So Don't Take LMAO Before Bedtime,,,
As You May Have Trouble Falling Asleep,,,
Ask Your Doctor If LMAO Is Right For You,,,
NO Allergic Reactions Have Been Reported,,,
For More Severe Cases Of Chronic Depression,,,
A Stronger Version,,,LMFAO Is Also Available,,,
At No Extra Charge,,,
For Chronic Depression,,,
And Your Going To Need It,,,
With The Coming Recession,,,
This Is Not,,,Just Another Rumor,,,
And It Might Be Best,,,
To Keep Some Sense Of Humor,,,
Do Not Take LMAO,,,
In The Board Room,,,Or The Office,,
Take Sparingly At First,,,To Know,,,
How It Effects Your Esophagus,,,
Do Not Use In Church,,,
Or While In Cemeteries,,,
For People May Not Like,,,
The Results That They See,,,
Side Effects May Include,,,
Watering Of The Eyes,,,
And Uncontrollable Laughter,,,
And Spraying Your Water,,,
Across The Resturant Table,,,
On Your Wife Or Daughter,,,
So Be Sure To Get A Picture,,,
Of The Before And After,,,
Because Taking LMAO,,,
Always Ends In Laughter,,,
We Don't Know If LMAO,,,
Is Right For Everyone,,,
Because Some People,,,
Just Don't Like To Have Fun,,,
In Some Cases LMAO,,,
May Be Time Released,,,
So Don't Take LMAO Before Bedtime,,,
As You May Have Trouble Falling Asleep,,,
Ask Your Doctor If LMAO Is Right For You,,,
NO Allergic Reactions Have Been Reported,,,
For More Severe Cases Of Chronic Depression,,,
A Stronger Version,,,LMFAO Is Also Available,,,
At No Extra Charge,,,
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