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VAGINAL BANANAS FLAMBE at the Haiku Erotic Restaurant

This evening's haiku:

Wow! Pour Grand Marnier
over pan of bananas
fresh from cunt--ENFLAME!



candycrier says: "I wish my audio equipment had been working. You could have heard the flames whispering skyward then subtly diminishing to give us all a colorful, flamboyant sight that probably harks back to the early Roman and Greek eras, when the female principle was honored in many ritualized ways. I can testify that the high temperature blending of vaginal secretions, liqueur and bananas produced a most palatable dessert  highly erotic and endlessly rewarding as we contemplated the lubricious, mysterious chamber out of which this delicious concoction was born. Best of all it's so easy to fix. Just have your lover or stranger work a banana in .and out of her pussy and then after taking it out , peel a new one and after taking that one out, give a third a real workout till she cums (not absolutely necessary for her to cum, but ideal for the maximum secretions). Then arrange in a pan on the stove. Pour the Marnier over the juicy bananas.  Turn on the heat to ignite or use a long match stick and watch the flames rise in a glorious and thrilling ascendency. Just like the haiku instructs!

If you want more detailed instruction you can follow the steps of making Bananas Foster, a famous culinary dish which employs the same basic preparation. Hit up Google for Bananas Foster Flambe."
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