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Unauthorized Senryu on George Washington's Sex Life
He was impotent.
Martha humped butter churners.
Poor George prayed for help.
note by candycrier : most historians agree on the first line. The second line I fantasized, but sometimes fantasy is close to truth, no? The third line is probably true, given the authenticity of the first line.
Martha humped butter churners.
Poor George prayed for help.
note by candycrier : most historians agree on the first line. The second line I fantasized, but sometimes fantasy is close to truth, no? The third line is probably true, given the authenticity of the first line.
Published 26th Sep 2015
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27th Sep 2015 8:43am
Lol tickled me in the pink darlin. Hosting an historical poetry comp, should enter Candy man myl!
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28th Sep 2015 00:51am
Besides his impotency he had atrocious teeth problems. Dentists implanted nails, metals, wires, etc. Nothing seemed to work for long. Thanks for your comments.
27th Sep 2015 11:24pm
28th Sep 2015 1:01am
My real name is Ronald Jones. I sign my art RJ. Glad you liked the portrait. This was a study in pastel. The senryu was much easier to do!
11th Nov 2015 7:10am
Ahhh, candycrier, luv ~
Historians are not entirely accurate on this account as my family has traced our lineage back to George Washington for he had a penchant for the slave quarters, as so many of that era did, ne c'est pas? I've great aunts or somewhat who've gone the whole lengthy route of validating this. Curious, eh? I feel for my ancestors and for Martha and even for George as well...
Historians are not entirely accurate on this account as my family has traced our lineage back to George Washington for he had a penchant for the slave quarters, as so many of that era did, ne c'est pas? I've great aunts or somewhat who've gone the whole lengthy route of validating this. Curious, eh? I feel for my ancestors and for Martha and even for George as well...
11th Nov 2015 7:41am
Your comment is a bit hazy, but I think I get the gist of it. Thanks for the comment and the family tidbit.
