The Mighty D

This is a piece of found poetry from a long time ago, based on someone who was quite the character.

His serpent eye
Reared on it's circumcised head
The damsels wet themselves
The whores sighed
Relief...at last.

Like Thor's great hammer
The Mighty D's hand
Flattened her back
Pulled up her hips
Pillaging her helpless starfish,
While whispered enchantments
Fall from his lips.

Yes, yes he did.
It is folklore like none other
It is a new viking in town
Finding land in the 21st century,
Untouched,
Her, untouched.
Too easy to claim,
Too young to be refrained.

The Mighty D, so persuasive
Promises of good genes
Strong sons
Of lineage to overcome,
Diseases that plague.
Those who spread their legs
Believe so, with exuberance,
With giddy glee.

He's the one to set you free....