Lusty Limericks

 
 
 
There was a young woman Jen Pratchet  
Who, lifting her leg, said please scratch it  
You could tell from the smell  
 It was no fairy dell  
And it looked like a wound from a hatchet  
 
 
There was an old whore from Nantucket  
Was so ugly that no one would fuck it  
She'd the face of a dog  
The voice of a frog  
And a cunt like a bill poster's bucket!